Odd Things in Life

Odd Things in Life

Embracing the Wonder in the Weird

Life is anything but ordinary. Beneath the rhythm of routines and the hum of everyday existence, there’s a quiet strangeness to being alive — a collection of oddities, coincidences, and mind-bending realities that remind us how peculiar it all truly is. From the way our brains trick us into believing familiar myths, to the silent choreography of nature around us, the world is bursting with delightful weirdness. And maybe, it’s in those odd things that the real beauty of life lies.

1. The Peculiarity of Everyday Habits

Take brushing your teeth — an ordinary act repeated twice a day by billions of people. Yet when you stop to think about it, it’s objectively strange: we stand in front of a glass wall, holding a plastic stick dipped in minty foam, scrubbing away at bone exposed through our gums. The fact that this has become so normalized is part of life’s greatest trick — turning the bizarre into the familiar.

It’s the same with countless daily rituals: talking to small glowing rectangles (our phones), paying invisible digital money, speaking languages made up of arbitrary sounds that somehow express deep emotion. When you slow down and question these acts, you realize how strange civilization truly is.

We have built an entire world out of collective oddities — and we call it “normal.”

2. The Strange Magic of Coincidence

Every life is full of eerie coincidences, and we usually brush them off. You think of a friend you haven’t spoken to in years, and they call you the next day. You move to a new city and find out your coworker grew up on the same street as you. Some of these moments are pure probability, others feel almost cosmic.

Psychologists call this apophenia — the human tendency to perceive meaningful connections in random events. But even if it’s just the brain’s pattern-seeking instinct, isn’t it enchanting that we see unity in chaos? Coincidences remind us that though life seems random, it sometimes feels guided by invisible threads. Whether that’s the universe playing tricks or just the weirdness of statistics, it always leaves a sense of quiet wonder.

3. Nature’s Unbelievably Odd Designs

Nature is the ultimate artist of the strange. Consider the axolotl, a salamander that stays forever in its juvenile phase yet can regenerate entire limbs. Or the mimic octopus, able to transform its appearance and movement to imitate other sea creatures — sometimes even fake being a sea snake.

Then there’s the banana — perfectly shaped to fit a human hand, yet entirely a product of agricultural evolution. Wild bananas are full of seeds; the seedless ones we eat couldn’t reproduce naturally without human help.

When you realize how interwoven humanity is with life’s oddities — some accidental, others symbiotic — you begin to see the planet as a living puzzle, constantly reinventing itself.

4. The Weirdness of the Human Mind

Our brains are story-making machines. They crave meaning, even when none exists. Have you ever caught yourself hearing your name in a crowd when no one called you? Or seeing faces in clouds or tree bark? That’s pareidolia, a survival instinct gone poetic — our minds insisting that the world is trying to talk to us.

Dreams might be the strangest phenomenon of all. Every night, our brains produce realistic hallucinations filled with fear, joy, or longing — then we wake up as if nothing happened. In dreams we can fly, time bends, and people we’ve lost come back to life. Science still can’t fully explain why we dream. Maybe dreams are life’s way of reminding us that the line between reality and imagination is thinner than we think.

5. The Odd Beauty of Time

Time itself is an illusion we live by. We think of it as a straight line, moving from past to future, but physics tells us time can bend, slow down, and even stop depending on where you are in the universe. Einstein showed us that time isn’t a constant — it’s elastic.

And yet humans invented clocks and calendars, carving eternity into arbitrary boxes so we wouldn’t lose our place in the cosmic rhythm. How strange — that we count sunsets, call them “days,” celebrate when the Earth makes a full lap around the Sun, and measure our lives by the ticking of seconds on a wall.

6. Finding Comfort in the Odd

Maybe the best thing about life’s oddities is that they comfort us. When you recognize how weird existence is — that we’re floating on a rock in space, powered by sunlight, talking about feelings and making pancakes — it becomes easier to laugh at our struggles. The oddness gives life texture, depth, and humor. It makes the mundane shimmer with mystery.

Perhaps, the real art of living is learning to notice the odd things — to be enchanted by the way the world never stops surprising us, even in the smallest details. The more we pay attention; the more life reveals its eccentric patterns.

7. The Beautiful Mystery of It All

In the end, it’s the strange stuff that keeps us curious. The world doesn’t have to make perfect sense for it to be wonderful. Life’s oddities are not glitches in the system — they are the system. The unusual coincidences, the habits that make no sense, the feelings we can’t name — they’re clues that existence is far richer than we can measure.

So next time something feels odd — pause. Smile at it. There’s wisdom in weirdness, and beauty in the absurd. Because maybe, just maybe, life’s strangeness isn’t something to solve, but something to celebrate.

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When Parents Get Old

WHEN PARENTS GET OLD

Let them grow old with the same love that they let you grow …
Let them speak and tell repeated stories with the same patience and interest that they heard yours as a child …
Let them overcome, like so many times when they let you win …
Let them enjoy their friends just as they let you …
Let them enjoy the talks with their grandchildren, because they see you in them …
Let them enjoy living among the objects that have accompanied them for a long time, because they suffer when they feel that you tear pieces of this life away …
Let them be wrong, like so many times you have been wrong and they didn’t embarrass you by correcting you …
LET THEM LIVE and try to make them happy the last stretch of the path they have left to go; give them your hand, just like they gave you their hand when you started your path!
(Text Owner Unknown)

WHEN PARENTS GET OLD

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Advice from An Old Farmer

Advice from An Old Farmer

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.
Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
Don ‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
Most times, it just gets down to common sense.

Advice from An Old Farmer

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A Christmas Story – The Rifle

It was Christmas Eve 1942. I was fifteen years old and feeling like the world had caved in on me because there just hadn’t been enough money to buy me the rifle that I’d wanted for Christmas.

We did the chores early that night for some reason. I just figured Daddy wanted a little extra time so we could read in the Bible. After supper was over I took my boots off and stretched out in front of the fireplace and waited for Daddy to get down the old Bible.

I was still feeling sorry for myself and, to be honest, I wasn’t in much of a mood to read Scriptures. But Daddy didn’t get the Bible instead he bundled up again and went outside. I couldn’t figure it out because we had already done all the chores. I didn’t worry about it long though I was too busy wallowing in self-pity.

Soon he came back in. It was a cold clear night out and there was ice in his beard. “Come on, Matt,” he said. “Bundle up good, it’s cold out tonight.” I was really upset then. Not only wasn’t I getting the rifle for Christmas, now he was dragging me out in the cold, and for no earthly reason that I could see. We’d already done all the chores, and I couldn’t think of anything else that needed doing, especially not on a night like this. But I knew he was not very patient at one dragging one’s feet when he’d told them to do something, so I got up and put my boots back on and got my coat. Mommy gave me a mysterious smile as I opened the door to leave the house. Something was up, but I didn’t know what..

We came in from the blind side of the Jensen house and unloaded the wood as quietly as possible then we took the meat and flour and shoes to the door. We knocked. The door opened a crack and a timid voice said, “Who is it?” “Lucas Miles, Ma’am, and my son, Matt, could we come in for a bit?”

Mrs.Jensen opened the door and let us in. She had a blanket wrapped around her shoulders. The children were wrapped in another and were sitting in front of the fireplace by a very small fire that hardly gave off any heat at all. Mrs.Jensen fumbled with a match and finally lit the lamp.

“We brought you a few things, Ma’am,” Daddy said and set down the sack of flour. I put the meat on the table. Then he handed her the sack that had the shoes in it. She opened it hesitantly and took the shoes out one pair at a time. There was a pair for her and one for each of the children – sturdy shoes, the best, shoes that would last. I watched her carefully. She bit her lower lip to keep it from trembling and then tears filled her eyes and started running down her cheeks. She looked up at my Daddy like she wanted to say something, but it wouldn’t come out.

“We brought a load of wood too, Ma’am,” he said. Then turned to me and said, “Matt, go bring in enough to last awhile. Let’s get that fire up to size and heat this place up.” I wasn’t the same person when I went back out to bring in the wood. I had a big lump in my throat and as much as I hate to admit it, there were tears in my eyes too. In my mind I kept seeing those three kids huddled around the fireplace and their mother standing there with tears running down her cheeks with so much gratitude in her heart that she couldn’t speak.

My heart swelled within me and a joy that I’d never known before filled my soul. I had given at Christmas many times before, but never when it had made so much difference. I could see we were literally saving the lives of these people.

I soon had the fire blazing and everyone’s spirits soared. The kids started giggling when Daddy handed them each a piece of candy and Mrs.Jensen looked on with a smile that probably hadn’t crossed her face for a long time. She finally turned to us. “God bless you,” she said. “I know the Lord has sent you. The children and I have been praying that he would send one of his angels to spare us.”

In spite of myself, the lump returned to my throat and the tears welled up in my eyes again. I’d never thought of my Daddy in those exact terms before, but after Widow Jensen mentioned it I could see that it was probably true. I was sure that a better man than Daddy had never walked the earth. I started remembering all the times he had gone out of his way for Mommy and me, and many others. The list seemed endless as I thought on it.

Daddy insisted that everyone try on the shoes before we left. I was amazed when they all fit and I wondered how he had known what sizes to get. Then I guessed that if he was on an errand for the Lord that the Lord would make sure he got the right sizes.

Tears were running down Widow Jensen’s face again when we stood up to leave. My Daddy took each of the kids in his big arms and gave them a hug. They clung to him and didn’t want us to go. I could see that they missed their Daddy and I was glad that I still had mine

At the door he turned to Widow Jensen and said, “The Mrs. wanted me to invite you and the children over for Christmas dinner tomorrow. The turkey will be more than the three of us can eat, and a man can get cantankerous if he has to eat turkey for too many meals. We’ll be by to get you about eleven. It’ll be nice to have some little ones around again. Matt, here, hasn’t been little for quite a spell.” I was the youngest. My two brothers and two sisters had all married and had moved away.

Mrs.Jensen nodded and said, “Thank you, Brother Miles. I don’t have to say, May the Lord bless you, I know for certain that He will.”

Out on the sled I felt a warmth that came from deep within and I didn’t even notice the cold. When we had gone a ways, Daddy turned to me and said, “Matt, I want you to know something. Your Mother and me have been tucking a little money away here and there all year so we could buy that rifle for you, but we didn’t have quite enough.

Then yesterday a man who owed me a little money from years back came by to make things square. Your Mom and me were real excited, thinking that now we could get you that rifle, and I started into town this morning to do just that, but on the way I saw little Jakey out scratching in the woodpile with his feet wrapped in those gunny sacks and I knew what I had to do. Son, I spent the money for shoes and a little candy for those children. I hope you understand.”

I understood, and my eyes became wet with tears again. I understood very well, and I was so glad Daddy had done it. Now the rifle seemed very low on my list of priorities. He had given me a lot more. He had given me the look on Mrs. Jensen’s face and the radiant smiles of her three children. For the rest of my life, Whenever I saw any of the Jensens, or split a block of wood, I remembered, and remembering brought back that same joy I felt riding home beside of my Daddy that night. He had given me much more than a rifle that night, he had given me the best Christmas of my life..

Just maybe we can become someone’s lighthouse in their storm this Christmas Season!!!

A Christmas Story – The Rifle

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Behind Every Successful Man

A group of tourists visited a crocodile farm. The owner of the place launched a daring proposal;

-Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give 1 million dollars.

big crocodile

Nobody dared to move, suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles.

With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone in the place, then the owner announced;

-We have a brave winner.

After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said;

-I didn’t jump, someone pushed me!

His wife smiled …

Moral: “Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him.”

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Burned Toast

Burned Toast

“When I was a kid, my Mom liked to cook food and every now & then I remember she used to cook for us. One night in particular when she had made dinner after a long hard day at work, Mom placed a plate of bread jam and extremely burned toast in front of my dad. I was waiting to see if anyone noticed the burnt toast. But Dad just ate his toast and asked me how was my day at school.

Burned Toast

I don’t remember what I told him that night, but I do remember I heard Mom apologizing to dad for burning the toast. And I’ll never forget what he said: ‘Honey, I love burned toast.’ Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his toast burned.

He wrapped me in his arms and said, “Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she was really tired. And besides, A burnt toast never hurts anyone but harsh words do!” You know, life is full of imperfect things and imperfect people I’m not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else. What I’ve learned over the years, is that learning to accept each others faults and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences, is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. Love the people who treat you right and have compassion for the ones who don’t.”

Photo courtesy of Sacred Bonding

Story courtesy of I Can’t Believe

Author unknown

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Cutting the ends off the Ham

Ham Ends

A young girl was watching her mother bake a ham for a family gathering and noticed her mom cutting off the ends before placing it in the oven.  “Mom, why do you cut the ends off before baking the ham?” she asked.  “Hmmm…I think it helps soak up the juices while it’s baking. I’m actually not sure, though. That’s just the way your grandma always did it, so I’ve just always cut them off. Why don’t you call grandma and ask her?”

So, the little girl phoned her grandma and asked “Grandma, mom is making a ham and cut off the ends before placing it in the oven. She said that it’s probably to help soak up the juices but wasn’t sure. She said you’d know because she learned how to cook from you.”  “That’s true. I do cut off the ends of the ham before baking. But I’m actually not sure why either. I learned how to cook from my mom. You should ask her.”

So, the inquisitive little girl called her great grandmother and asked “Great grandma, mom and grandma said they learned how to cook a ham from watching you. Do you cut off the ends of the ham to help it soak up the juices?”  The great grandmother chuckled. “Oh, no sweetie. I just never had a pan big enough to hold a whole ham, so I always had to cut off the ends to make it fit.”
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Life Lessons Learned

Lessons Learned from a 90 Year Old

1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.
4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
5. Don’t buy stuff you don’t need.
6. You don’t have to win every argument. Stay true to yourself.
7. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.
8. It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for things that matter.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.
12. It’s OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye… But don’t worry; God never blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful.  Clutter weighs you down in many ways.
18. Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It’s never too late to be happy.  But it’s all up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

 by Regina Brett

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The Three Sons

The Three Sons

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.

The first son said, “I built a big house for our Mother.”

The second son said, “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.”

The third son smiled and said, “I’ve got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can’t see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He’s one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it.”

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks:

“Milton,” she wrote one son, “the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house.”

“Gerald,” she wrote to another, “I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!”

“Dearest Donald,” she wrote to her third son, “you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!”

 

 

The Three Sons

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Wrinkles

A Little Girl And Grandpa

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face.

She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.

Finally the little girl asks, “Grandpa, did God make you?”

“He sure did honey, a long time ago,” replies her grandpa.

“Well, did God make me?” asks the little girl.

“Yes, He did, and that wasn’t too long ago,” answers her grandpa.

“Boy,” says the little girl, “He’s sure doing a lot better job these days isn’t He?”

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Presidents Day

Presidents Day

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her,

What day is tomorrow?”

​Without skipping a beat she said, “It’s Presidents Day!”

She’s smart, so I asked her “What does Presidents Day mean?”

I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush, or Clinton, etc.

She replied, “Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the

White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of B*****”

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

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I Love You

I Love You

What is the difference between “I like you” and “I love You

Beautifully answered by Buddha: “When you like a flower, you just pluck it. But when you love a flower, you water it daily.”

One who understands this, understands life…..

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How Children Perceive their Grandparents

How children perceive their Grandparents

grandparents1.  She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she’d done many times before.  After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, “But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!”  I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye.

2.  My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday.  He asked me how old I was, and I told him, “80”.  My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at 1?”

3.  After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.  As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.  Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.  As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice,
“Who was THAT?”

4.  A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like.  “We used to skate outside on a pond.  I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard.  We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.”
The little girl was wide-eyed, taking all this in.  At last she said, “I sure wish I’d gotten to know you sooner!”

5.  My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?”  I mentally polished my halo and replied, “No, how are we alike?”  “You’re both old,” he replied.

6.  A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather’s word processor.  She told him she was writing a story.
“What’s it about?”, he asked.
“I don’t know”, she replied.  “I can’t read.”

7.  I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her.  I would point out something and ask what color it was.  She would tell me and was always correct.  It was fun for me, so I continued.  At last, she headed for the door, saying, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these colors yourself!”

8.  When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to avoid attracting pesky insects.  Still, a few fireflies followed us in.  Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, “It’s no use Grandpa.  Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.”

9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure.”
“Look in your underwear, Grandpa”, he advised … . . “Mine says I’m 4 to 6.”

10.  A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, “Grandma, guess what?  We learned how to make babies today.”  The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.  “That’s interesting.” she said . . . “How do you make babies?”
“It’s simple”, replied the girl.  “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add ‘es’.”

11.  Children’s Logic: “Give me a sentence about a public servant”, said a teacher.  The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder, pregnant.” The teacher took the lad aside to correct him.  “Don’t you know what pregnant means?”, she asked.
“Sure”, replied the young boy confidently.  ‘It means carrying a child.”

12.  A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.  The children started discussing the dog’s duties.

“They use him to keep crowds back”, said one child.

“No”, said another.  “He’s just for good luck.”

A third child brought the argument to a close.  “You’re both wrong . . . They use the dogs”, she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrants.”

13.  A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived.  “Oh,” he said, “she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her.  Then, when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.”

14.  Grandpa is the smartest man on earth!  He teaches me good things, but I don’t get to see him enough to get as smart as him!

15.  My Grandparents are funny.  When they bend over, you hear gas leaks and they blame their dog.

How children perceive their Grandparents

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Green Thing Back Then – Funny, but True!

Green Thing Back Then

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment.old lady shopping cart

The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.” The young clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations.”

She was right — our generation didn’t have the green thing in its day.  Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were truly recycled. But we didn’t have the green thing back in our day.

Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags, that we reused for numerous things, most memorable besides household garbage bags, was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our schoolbooks.  This was to ensure that public property, (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribbling’s. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown paper bags. But too bad we didn’t do the green thing back then.

We walked up stairs, because we didn’t have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn’t climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn’t have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby’s diapers because we didn’t have the throwaway kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts — wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right; we didn’t have the green thing back in our day.

Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house — not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana.

In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn’t have electric machines to do everything for us.  When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.

Back then, we didn’t fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn’t need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she’s right; we didn’t have the green thing back then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn’t have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn’t need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.

But isn’t it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn’t have the green thing back then?

Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smart-ass young person.  lol

Green Thing Back Then

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The Two Wolves

The Two Wolves

Cherokee IndianOne evening, an old Cherokee told his grandson about a debate that goes on inside people.  He said, “My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all.

One is Evil.  It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego.

The other is Good.  It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.”

The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: “Which wolf wins?”

The old Cherokee simply replied, “The one you feed.”Cherokee Indian and Wolf

 

Contributed by Becky Hadrath

 

The Two Wolves

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Paraprosdokian

Paraprosdokian

A paraprosdokian is (apparently) a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and oft times very humorous.  Even though the word isn’t to be found in my dictionary, the following examples have been quoted:

• If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.

• I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.

• Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.

• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

• I’m great at multi-tasking–I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

• If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

• Take my advice — I’m not using it.

• My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.

• Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.

• Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

• Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

• Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

• He who laughs last thinks slowest.

• Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?

• I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

• I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn’t find it.

• If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

• Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

 

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What is it Called in Groups?

What is it Called in Groups?

Apes: a shrewdness
Badgers: a cete
Bats: a colony or a camp
Bears: a sloth or a sleuth
Bees: a swarm
Buffalo: a gang or obstinacy
Camels: a caravan
Cats: a clowder or a glaring; Kittens: a litter or a kindle; Wild cats: a destruction
Cobras: a quiver
Crocodiles: a bask
Crows: a murder
Dogs: a pack; Puppies: a litter
Donkeys: a drove
Eagles: a convocation
Elephants: a parade
Elk: a gang or a herd
Falcons: a cast
Ferrets: a business
Fish: a school
Flamingos: a stand
Fox: a charm
Frogs: an army
Geese: a gaggle
Giraffes: a tower
Gorillas: a band
Hippopotami: a bloat
Hyenas: a cackle
Jaguars: a shadow
Jellyfish: a smack
Kangaroos: a troop or a mob
Lemurs: a conspiracy
Leopards: a leap
Lions: a pride
Moles: a labor
Monkeys: a barrel or a troop
Mules: a pack
Otters: a family
Oxen: a team or a yoke
Owls: a parliament
Parrots: a pandemonium
Pigs: a drift or drove (younger pigs) or a sounder or a team (older pigs)
Porcupines: a prickle
Rabbits: a herd
Rats: a colony
Ravens: an unkindness
Rhinoceroses: a crash
Shark: a shiver
Skunk: a stench
Snakes: a nest
Squirrels: a dray or a scurry
Stingrays: a fever
Swans: a bevy or a game (if in flight: a wedge)
Tigers: an ambush or a streak
Toads: a knot
Turkeys: a gang or a rafter
Turtles: a bale or a nest
Weasels: a colony, a gang or a pack
Whales: a pod, a school, or a gam
Wolves: a pack
Zebras: a zeal

 

What is it Called in Groups

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Our New Grandson

Our New Grandson – Brady Kane

Brady KaneWell, we added another grandson to our family on March 4, 2013.  That makes 4 grand kids we are blessed with.

His name is Brady Kane and he was 9 pounds and 7 ounces!  Pretty good size….  He is a good looking boy and is loved very much!

We look forward to spending lots of quality time with him and watching him grow up and turn into a wonderful little man.  He is already holding his own bottle at only 5 days old!  Can you believe it?

That makes 4, yes four grandkiddos for Gigi and Papa!  Woohoo!!

Join me in welcoming Brady to the family!

 

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Christmas 2012

Christmas 2012

Christmas was very nice and we celebrated several times, since the family was a little spread out and Christmas treewe couldn’t get everyone together at the same time.  It was kind of nice that way, because we got to have several different get-togethers!

Yes, it would have been great to have everyone all at the same time, but things happen and life is not always as you would want it.  What is that saying?  “Life is what happens when you have something else planned.”

Christmas is Kim’s favorite time of the year.  She absolutely loves everything about Christmas!  I really enjoy just watching her plan, decorate and cook.  She’s sort of like a little kid during this time of the year…

Pecan fluffsShe makes the best Christmas goodies.  Pecan fluffs is what she is known for and everyone loves them and can’t wait until they are done.  Of course, the other things are very tasty, too!

I was very lucky this year, as I got to see my daughter!  We love each other very much, but don’t get to see each other very often.  We celebrated, exchanged gifts and visited for several hours at our home.

Christmas dinner with the family was wonderful.  The food was fantastic as always and we got to see a lot of the family!  We had our dinner at Michael and Kristi’s this year.  They did a super job of hosting our party!

Christmas 2012

 

 

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Perfect Barbeque Party

Want A Perfect Barbeque Party

No barbeque would be complete without guests and proper outdoors weather. Plan ahead of time, checking with your potential guest for scheduling conflicts and issues. Finding a date and time that is suitable for everyone should not be to far as long as you everyone enough advanced notice.

Alternatively, be sure to check the weather for that type of year. If you live in a climate that cannot be predicted, then you may want to have a backupBarbecue plan just in case unusual weather comes. You cannot predict things like rain and thunderstorms ahead of time, but you can make sure that you hold you barbeque during the time of year that will be pleasant to your guests. A barbeque in cold weather may hold more negative memories of trying to keep warm rather then good memories of family and friends.

Barbequing has been around since early cavemen figured out that food tasted great after being cooked on an open fire. Perhaps one of the main memories attached to a family barbeque is what was on the menu that day. Barbequing opens a whole array of types of foods available. The type of foods you serve should largely depend on your crowd and the event in which you are celebrating. With the wide range of possibilities, you are sure to find at least a few items that will please your crowd.

Make sure that you prepare ahead for your barbeque. 12 to 24 hours before you plan on beginning the party, make sure to thaw, prepare, and marinate the meat you will be cooking. Once you have the meat stored away, soaking up the marinate, then you must start thinking about what types of side dishes you will be having. If you want a completely tradition barbeque, you may want to stick with traditions sizes. Traditional barbeque sides include potatoes and potato salad, baked beans, and coleslaw. Your traditional condiment bar should include pickles, relish, and onions. These foods are typically severed at barbeques because they are easy to prepare and store until the event happens. You may want to cook other items, but any barbeque is complete with just the items listed above.

A themed barbeque may present more opportunities to hold a festive event. With a themed event, you can splurge on the atmosphere and decorations. Matching tablecloths, napkins, and plates can be found at any local store. You can also match your décor to the party. For example, a luau could simply be creative colored utensils, leis, and Tiki torches, all of which are extremely cheap. You can even reuse the Tiki torches later!

Your party area should be set up before guest arrive. It only takes a few minutes to get everything ready, but the reaction you get from your arriving guests may make you feel like you were preparing and decorating all day. Depending on the situation, you may or may not want to have the food already cooking on the grill. The smell will surely be inviting if you start cooking ahead!

Barbeque Recipe

Ingredients:
5 pounds pork spareribs
1 cup water
1/3 cup butter or margarine
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1/4 cup dry mustard
1/4 cup chili powder
1 tablespoon sugar
1 tablespoon paprika
2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon onion powder
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper

Instructions:
Place spareribs on broiler pan. Cover with foil. Roast at 400
degrees F. for 1 1/2 hours.

Meanwhile, combine remaining ingredients in medium saucepan; mix
well. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat; simmer for 30 minutes.
Brush sauce on ribs. Broil 5 inches from heat for 7-10 minutes
on each side. Serve ribs with additional sauce.

Want A Perfect Barbeque Party

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New Grandson

Our First Grandson – Mason Kieth

Mason Kieth HamblinWell, we added our first grandson to our family on July 25th, 2012.  His name is Mason Kieth Hamblin.  His proud parents are Lana and Brian.

He is a handsome young man and we all love him dearly.

That makes 3 grandkiddos for Gigi and Papa.  We are loving it!

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