Category Archives: Funny
Advice from An Old Farmer
Advice from An Old Farmer Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere … Continue reading
Behind Every Successful Man
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The Three Sons
The Three Sons Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first son said, “I built a big house for our … Continue reading
Wrinkles
A Little Girl And Grandpa A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face … Continue reading
Presidents Day
Presidents Day I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, What day is tomorrow?” Without skipping a beat she said, “It’s Presidents Day!” She’s smart, so I asked her “What does Presidents Day mean?” I was … Continue reading
How Children Perceive their Grandparents
How children perceive their Grandparents 1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she’d done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, … Continue reading
Green Thing Back Then – Funny, but True!
Green Thing Back Then Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t … Continue reading
Paraprosdokian
Paraprosdokian A paraprosdokian is (apparently) a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and oft times very humorous. Even though the word isn’t to be found in my dictionary, the following examples have been … Continue reading